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That's how it works sometimes. It's all going well and then...shit--you're a few aardvarks short of a herd. Technically an "armory" of Aardvarks is the collective noun, but it makes no sense to me and "herd" sounds better. Oh, if you ever want to figure out what a group of some kind of animal is called, that's the trick. Just search up "collective noun for..." A pride of lions, a murder of crows, a luck of dice, a wiggle of Elvis impersonators, a wince of dentists, a rash of dermatologists...
Anyways, I'm feeling all aardvarky at the moment. They're kind of badass, but weird and a bit ugly in a sort of cute way. They're a nerd in the animal world. Friends while you write the software they want, but the rest of the time it's just "hey, how ya doin'." Got ants? Then you don't. See you later. It's just not in the budget.
Ever think about how aardvarks digest their food? Hmm. They have a gizzard like some birds and grind things up in their stomach. Didn't really expect that. That's the way it is with aardvarks. We see a few pictures, make some assumptions and that's about all the more we care about them. We know they might have more going on, but leave it at that. There are more interesting animals, such as salespeople and cheetahs, more worthy of our attention.
How are aardvarks badass you say? Would you walk into a...hmm, army/nest/swarm/colony of soldier ants, fuck shit up and eat lunch? It's one of those revered by African tribes things. (It's true.) It's also said they taste like pork. No respect. They're the only living members of one of those biological family and order classifications. They've been around so long there are fossils of them. You're either lucky or doing something right if that happens. At least that should be some consolation.
I don't know about you, but I wish people would stop and consider the aardvarks around them a little more. That's probably all it would take. In the end, an individual aardvark may be badass, but a herd is mighty.
Anyways, I'm feeling all aardvarky at the moment. They're kind of badass, but weird and a bit ugly in a sort of cute way. They're a nerd in the animal world. Friends while you write the software they want, but the rest of the time it's just "hey, how ya doin'." Got ants? Then you don't. See you later. It's just not in the budget.
Ever think about how aardvarks digest their food? Hmm. They have a gizzard like some birds and grind things up in their stomach. Didn't really expect that. That's the way it is with aardvarks. We see a few pictures, make some assumptions and that's about all the more we care about them. We know they might have more going on, but leave it at that. There are more interesting animals, such as salespeople and cheetahs, more worthy of our attention.
How are aardvarks badass you say? Would you walk into a...hmm, army/nest/swarm/colony of soldier ants, fuck shit up and eat lunch? It's one of those revered by African tribes things. (It's true.) It's also said they taste like pork. No respect. They're the only living members of one of those biological family and order classifications. They've been around so long there are fossils of them. You're either lucky or doing something right if that happens. At least that should be some consolation.
I don't know about you, but I wish people would stop and consider the aardvarks around them a little more. That's probably all it would take. In the end, an individual aardvark may be badass, but a herd is mighty.
Red Rocket Illustrations!
I've updated my Red Rocket story with three new illustrations commissioned from heveti (https://www.deviantart.com/heveti).
They are specifically designed as illustrations for the story and came out really great!
Comments (finally) on my personal website
I've added a comments section to my personal story site using an external dedicated commenting site (disqus.com). If you are so inclined, please help me test it out and stop by.
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Addition to my personal website: Welcome Qexiqex!
qexiqex (https://www.deviantart.com/qexiqex) has asked to post on my personal website for much the same reasons as I post to it as an alternative to dA for certain content. It's all a bit of an experiment in technology and in the primitive stages, but so far so good. Take a look and let us know what you think! More importantly, read some of Qexiqex's stories if you haven't already! Great stuff!
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Arousal: The Secret Logic of Fantasies
I just finished reading "Arousal: The Secret Logic of Fantasies" by Michael J. Bader. While I do have some criticisms, it is generally a thought provoking book. I feel more comfortable about my own fetishes and fantasies after reading it.
Here are some quotes:
"If one peruses Nancy Friday's extensive collections of sexual fantasies, the differences in the form and content of men's and women's fantasies are often quite minimal."
"We acquire not only our strengths and virtues in our families, but our pathogenic beliefs as well. These beliefs will shape who we think we are and who we imagine we can become. These pathogenic beliefs also deeply
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Aardvarks badass? Never had a problem with the idea. Maybe because of the Cerebus comic: ifanboy.com/articles/great-mom…