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How often do you re-read stories? 

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8 deviants said Sometimes -- I re-read a selection of favorite stories once in a while.
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That's how it works sometimes. It's all going well and then...shit--you're a few aardvarks short of a herd. Technically an "armory" of Aardvarks is the collective noun, but it makes no sense to me and "herd" sounds better. Oh, if you ever want to figure out what a group of some kind of animal is called, that's the trick. Just search up "collective noun for..." A pride of lions, a murder of crows, a luck of dice, a wiggle of Elvis impersonators, a wince of dentists, a rash of dermatologists...

Anyways, I'm feeling all aardvarky at the moment. They're kind of badass, but weird and a bit ugly in a sort of cute way. They're a nerd in the animal world. Friends while you write the software they want, but the rest of the time it's just "hey, how ya doin'." Got ants? Then you don't. See you later. It's just not in the budget.

Ever think about how aardvarks digest their food? Hmm. They have a gizzard like some birds and grind things up in their stomach. Didn't really expect that. That's the way it is with aardvarks. We see a few pictures, make some assumptions and that's about all the more we care about them. We know they might have more going on, but leave it at that. There are more interesting animals, such as salespeople and cheetahs, more worthy of our attention.

How are aardvarks badass you say? Would you walk into a...hmm, army/nest/swarm/colony of soldier ants, fuck shit up and eat lunch? It's one of those revered by African tribes things. (It's true.) It's also said they taste like pork. No respect. They're the only living members of one of those biological family and order classifications. They've been around so long there are fossils of them. You're either lucky or doing something right if that happens. At least that should be some consolation.

I don't know about you, but I wish people would stop and consider the aardvarks around them a little more. That's probably all it would take. In the end, an individual aardvark may be badass, but a herd is mighty.

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Artist | Hobbyist | Literature
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Writing erotic fiction to embrace my passions and satisfy my soul.

I love comments/notes/e-mails (it's the only feedback and motivation I get) and invite constructive criticism.

If you find any typos or grammar errors in my work, please note me. I seek total eradication.

I'd love to hear from anyone interested in creating illustrations or visual art related to one of my stories, note me! I don't like to ask because most artists are pretty busy already.

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neglected2much Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
Happy to.  I was going to mention that I didn't know Teen Fire and Frost were your original characters for a long time. They were so well done that I thought it was fanfiction done in parody of some comic or such that I was unfamiliar with.
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TheBadLieutenant Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
THXs
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jcnosy Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014
HI N2M
Can I talk to you for a moment please?
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neglected2much Featured By Owner Edited Jul 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Sure or if you want to take it off line with notes, e-mail, or google chat just let me know.
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jcnosy Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014
Sorry
I will wait
Impatiently
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neglected2much Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Hah!  I'm probably the one who should apologize at how slow I've been lately, but just about everyone has always pushed me to be slow rather than compromise quality or anything.  The biggest issue is that I have a lot going on right now that keeps impacting my writing time.
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SpaceShipEarth Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014

Welcome to :iconadultanonymous:

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neglected2much Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks! And thanks for your dedication with a number of fine dA groups.
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qexiqex Featured By Owner May 28, 2014
Thanks for the watch!
And your stories are fantastic! I especially liked the "Curator" :thumbsup:
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